He's not my kid. He's not even my dog...

"He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid, and that kid had a pet that would be Sid.”

Oh My God! I forgot about mini-sloths!
Ok...this is a long standing fantasy of mine...to cast up some mini-sloths and create a HOTT army.

To that end I have created an army list...

Mini-Sloths
Stronghold: volcano hideaway
Horde General (Sid the Megatherium (Sloth)) @ 1AP 1
God (Fire-King Idol) @ 4AP 1
Artillery (Big rock slingshot) @ 3AP 1
Flyer (mini-sloth in hang glider) @ 2AP 1
Shooters (mini-sloths with rocks & sticks) @ 2AP 2
Lurkers (mini-sloths with lassoes) @ 1AP 3
Hordes (mini-sloth warriors) @ 1AP 7

Alternatives
Hero @ 4AP (Diego the Smilodon), Cleric @ 3AP (Clea – Chief Sloth), Behemoths @ 4AP (Manny or Ellie the Woolly Mammoths), Sneaker s@ 3AP (Crash and Eddie Opossum Brothers), or treat mini-sloth warriors as a warband; Ellie as a sneaker

Sid: [tied up] “This is either really good or really bad. [Sid looks down to see lava pit underneath him] No, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king! “

Chief Sloth: “Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years”.

Sid: “You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.”

Chief Sloth: “We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king. “

Sid: “That's not very advanced. “

Chief Sloth: “Worth a shot. “